Faster Pussycat Kill Kill #MovieReview

Film 170 in the “1001 Films to See Before You Die” challenge is 1965’s “Faster Pussycat! Kill Kill!” This Russ Meyer exploitation action comedy is about three female drag racers. If I could sum up this film in one word, it would be “BOOBS”. Boobs everywhere! The rest of the film… Why? Why does this film exist? Why is this film on the list? None of the actors can act. The female lead characters are only in this film because they all have massive boobs. I have yet to find out anyone’s name. And the film, in general, is crap. Nothing in the film is explained. Why do these girls like drag racing? Why are they kidnapping a random woman after beating up her boyfriend? Why is everyone getting into fights every two minutes? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? So many questions and not one answer. The film says that this film has everything, sex, violence, nudity etc. But I didn’t find any of that. OK I did find violence when one of the girls kills the guy by breaking his neck with a high heel shoe. I couldn’t watch the rest of this film because it was so bad. I managed to last about 25 minutes before giving up. Nothing was explained. Overall, I do not recommend this film unless you really want to spend 83 minutes staring at a cleavage. Here’s a tip – If you want to stare at boobs, go watch porn! Fun Fact of the Film – The title was inspired by Meyer’s belief that the ideal film should contain speed, sex and violence. Also, some of the film’s dialogue was used in two White Zombie songs, “Thunder Kiss ’65” and “Black Sunshine”. If you have seen this film then let me know what you thought of it in the comments. Here is what I managed to say while watching 1965’s “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”

Film – Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Year – 1965
Director – Russ Meyer
Written by – Russ Meyer, Jack Moran
Staring – Tura Satana, Haji, Lori Williams
IMDb Rating – 6.8/10
My Rating – They’re isn’t one
Length – 83 min (1h 23min)
Genre – Action, Comedy
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“Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to violence”
I’m not quite sure what this guy is saying
Cut to three go-go dancers dancing at a club for some pervy men
These three also like to race in the desert
We’ve lost one! Nope! She’s taken a short cut
Cheating doesn’t pay as her car breaks down
She clearly wasn’t smoking that cigarette
Why are these two fighting?
Let’s stop fighting with fists and lets have a drag race
It’s really clear none of these women can act. They’re only here because they have massive boobs
What the fuck am I watching?
You’re comparing your figure to an hourglass?
“Soft drink? Nothing about us is soft”
Don’t tell me how to do my job
Time for a dance off
Eyes up here! Not there
It’s been 13 minutes and I don’t know anyone’s name
Let’s have a 3 lap friendly race
Where did they get all them tyres from?
Why did I buy a car with heavy steering?
And she won which means we can bully this guys girlfriend
And we’re taking your stopwatch
Why are these two fighting?
Several kudo chops later and she wins… Or does she
She just killed him by slamming her high heel down his throat
At the nearest town, they stop for fuel
How does one open up a fuel filler cap?
Stop staring at my boobs! – How about you cover them up?
Why did they kidnap the girl?
And why did they stuff the girl’s boyfriend in the trunk?
You three ladies want to shag my son?
Let’s follow him into the desert and stalk him
This sucks I hate it
GOODBYE
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