Hold Me While I’m Naked #MovieReview

Film 91 in the “1001 Films to See Before You Die” is 1966’s “Hold Me While I’m Naked”. While the world was watching England win the World Cup, this film was released! This short film is 15 minutes long, and looks at an director who insists on having every actor perform every scene in his film nude. That is until one of them complains about it and this leads to the film production being cancelled. So the two actors celebrate with tongue kissing in the shower while the director has a plate of burnt beef and carrots. That’s the entire film explained to you in three sentences. And that’s also the entire plot of the film explained as well. This film wasn’t great. One thing that this film did do was that it made sex and porn look dull and boring. This film also made showers look like the best places to be when you’re either happy or sad. This film had several shots being repeated over and over with no reasoning as to why this was happening. Multiple scenes made it very clear that the actors/actresses had to redo their lines in post as the words don’t match up with their mouths. Also, there was one scene where a woman drops a purse and decides to light up a cigarette and stare at another man rather than pick it back up. That scene made no sense and had nothing to do with the film. Throughout the film, I sat there thinking, “I have no idea how this made the list.” Did the creators of the list thought that there wasn’t enough boobs in the list so they chose this to make up for it? If you have seen this film then let me know what you thought of it in the comments. Here is what I had to say while watching 1966’s “Hold Me While I’m Naked”. If you want to see the whole film, then visit my weebly page (danwhite1993.weebly.com (unless you’re there already)) to see the film as there is no trailer.

Film – Hold Me While I’m Naked
Year – 1966
Director – George Kuchar
Staring – Donna Kerness, George Kuchar, Stella Kuchar
IMDb Rating – 5.9/10
My Rating – 1/10
Length – 15 min
Genre – Short
If I don’t see anyone nude I will be upset
Get out of the shot!
Run away from the the graffiti of “Willy Joey”
Drew Carey! What are you doing here? And why are you the director
KISS ME BITCH
KISS ME AGAIN BITCH
And there’s the tits
Why is wedding music being played?
This is how you took selfies in 1966
Hey bird, smell my finger
This film clearly has every actor/actress redo their lines in post production
Excuse me while I apply lipstick to a blow-up doll
The main actress has just quit because she refuses to get nude anymore
Answer the phone!!!
Damn! Dropped by purse! You pick it up while I have a cigarette
Who sleeps with a fireplace in the bedroom
Why are we seeing the same shot three times
KISS ME BITCH
Is this scene the set up to a porno in the shower?
He’s having a hard time unzipping her skirt
The film has been ruined!
This film makes sex look dull and boring
Time for another shower scene
Who showers in a dress
Why is the director wearing a dress in the shower
The bird from earlier died on his window edge
How foggy are your windows
Mom, I hope you don’t mind if I wear your dressing gown
That’s dinner! Burnt beef and 5 slices of carrot… also burnt
THE END
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